APRIL FOOLS 2010!

No real Diamond? Laniya Thompson
There was a scientist who did a recent study of diamonds, and found that for the past 100 years the contents of diamonds have changed. They used to consist of pure rocks and crystals but now have been changed to climate change and different natural environments. “We have no clue what the new substance is, but there is a possibility it isn’t pure.” A professional scientist says. These ‘diamonds’ are much tougher than the normal pure diamonds. So have we been paying all this money for diamonds that aren’t real? People say they don’t know what the new substance is so how will we ever get the old one back? Are diamonds extinct?
Pore infection?Laniya Thompson
Girls and guys all around the world have been having a problem with their pores. They stay open continuously and never close. So this increases a problem for an infection. We took two people with this problem and took them to a dermatologist. The dermatologist took blown up images of their pores and noticed they were filled with bacteria. A certain bacteria that multiplies by the minute. There is no cure for this yet, but until then he recommends you wash your face every ten minutes, but of course no one has this time. Keeping this on your face could cause serious problems, including skin cancers. So be aware!


IMPOSSIBLE QUESTIONS!? Laniya Thompson
Why is there a light bulb in the fridge but not the freezer?
How do chickens sit on eggs without crushing them?
Which arm rest is yours at the movie theatre?
If pro and con are opposites, wouldn't the opposite of progress be congress? Why does grape flavor smell the way it is when actual grapes don't taste or smell anything like it?
Is the word dictionary in the dictionary?
Since bread is square why is lunch meat round?
If a baby's leg pops out at 11:59PM but his head doesn't come out until 12:01, which day was he born on?
Is it legal to travel down a road in reverse, as long as you’re following the direction of the traffic?
When lightning strikes the ocean why don't all the fish die?
How do you handcuff a one-armed man?
If you really could dig a hole to China, and you did, and you fell in, would you stop in the middle because of gravity?
If nobody buys a ticket to a movie do they still show it?